Wig? I Don't See No Wig!

I don't often wear a wig at home. They're not the most comfortable of things for extended periods of time and sometimes they make my head hot and/or itchy. On top of that, I think they rub off my tender new hair growth at the pressure points. All good reasons not to wear it. Still, I always wear it when I'm in the company of others. I prefer that the only people who see me without it are immediate family. Even then, I wish nobody, including me, had to see me without hair.

This means I have to be prepared for times when people come to the door unexpectedly. I try to keep a wig handy on the main floor. But where to keep it? Often it's just sitting on the dining table or the hall table. But it's kind of creepy to see a wig sitting there like some dead animal. I'm now trying to semi-disguise it so it's not so offending to the eye. Here it is disguised as "centrepiece". Here it is again disguised as "lamp finial". And again as "hairy angel knight".

I'll be glad when I don't have to disguise it at all and can donate it for the use of other cancer patients ... if some visiting pet doesn't shred it first.