Accepting Suggestions ...

... for my Halloween costume. Already under consideration are:

1. Larry from the Three Stooges - no costume required except, perhaps, a suit. Hair and and dumb look already in place.

2. A poodle. Got the hair but don't know if I can pull off that much dignity.

3. Richard Simmons. Lord, help me!

4. A brillo pot scrubber.

5. And then there's this. THIS is what I'm afraid might be my next year's look even when it's not Halloween if my hair keeps growing and if these curls don't settle down! EEK!!

I'm looking for even better ideas. Fire away!