And ... my personal favourite ...
- Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first girlfriend.
- Don't underestimate your fertility.
- Offer your date the seat with the best view of the restaurant.
- When selling tickets, take face value.
- Take her picture.
- Watch your language at the ballgame.
- When it comes to opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.
- Be careful not to ogle girls at the beach. That's what sunglasses are for.
- Offer to carry a woman's bags. Especially your mother's.
- Nothing good ever happens after 3 a.m. I promise.
- If you absolutely have to fight, punch first and punch hard.
- Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
- When excusing yourself from the table, you need not give a reason.